always expect

GREAT TASTE, OVERT RASICM

We know you love to hate other people because it's too difficult to look inward and realize you're the one to blame for your own horrible life. At MAGA night we're committed to stoking the fires of this hate with our own flare-broiled spew burger's, straight from Tromp's own mouth!

locally crafted

VOIDAL SPEW

Here at The White House we let Daddy Tromp stuff his face until he's nice and full, then let him spew out hate for you to gobble down. We know you'll eat anything he serves up at this point!

only the best

MELTDOWNS

Our menu ranges from your old school incomprehensible mumbling to some mind blowing custom bigotry.
Sexist Comment
Call To Murder Protester
Made Up Words
Random Outburst
Racist Dogwhistle
"Very Good People"
$13
$15
$12
$6
$2
$2

EVERY MAGA NIGHT

ALL YOU CAN FILL RED HATS
We know Daddy Tromp seems like an endless pit of hate and you want to gobble it all up. That's why we started MAGA Night! Every MAGA night bring your own red hat and fill it to the brim with hateful slop for only:

$10

WE ONLY HATE THE MOST MARGINALIZED GROUPS

come dine in (no mask required)

HOURS AND LOCATIONS

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

ORDER NOW

Our kitchen is currently closed. But these other establishments might be better served with your patronage...
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